Ethan Hunt has a hot date tonight with whom he's supposed to get to second base, but he doesn't even know what first base is. While in Professor Julia Ann's class, his buddy Kris gives him his version of running the bases. But after he leaves, the hot blonde professor tells Ethan that she overheard the conversation, and that Kris is way off base! But, being the teacher she is, she begins instructing Ethan on the real version of the bases … giving him a hands-on approach. Ethan doesn't have to worry about making it to second base with his date, because he hits a homer with Professor Ann!